Dear Duck Dynasty,
I have recently started to love you. Like really love you. It makes me hap-py.hap-py.hap-py. Santa brought Joey Season 1 in his stocking, and we have pretty much watched the entire thing. You silly boys make me laugh! I'm not sure if its because you're lifestyle is so much different than mine or ya'll are just straight up idiots with lots of money, but you have something very relatable about you. One big crazy happy family, trying to run a family business. Although I don't have the business part, I do have a husband and other family members that crazy about the outdoors. And that Uncle Si, he's a mess! I wonder if that sweet tea in that cup might be spiked with something.
And I may or may not have a baby crush on Jase. I think its his dry humor.

Just for fun, I googled them. And all these old, pre- beard pictures came up.
I definitely don't have a crush on that little Jase.

You have all been with your wives for a very long time, and I admire how family oriented you are!
But I don't admire those beards. Sweet Josie sports a small beard, but he keeps that stuff trimmed and tidy. Not you! And you all love Jesus. And aren't ashamed of it. That's hard to come by on TV these days!
Basically, keep up the redneck good work! Joey's territory is in Monroe and I can promise I will be making a trip down there with him one day. Don't be scared if a blonde with big hair comes be-boppin up in the Duck Commander warehouse.
Love, Kristin Lindley




We love duck commander too!
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