I hate you. Why are you here? You can not even be called a "blemish" or "spot," because you are a straight up ZIT! Zito with a zit. Like I haven't heard that before. Now, I thought you was suppose to go away after the age of 16. But no, here we are at age 27 and I am still dealing with the same issues. What's next? Susie is starting a rumor about me in the hallway by the lockers? And it has been this way for the last couple of months. I would get a small "blemish", nurse you back to health, and BAM, another one would come at me. So last week, I did something drastic. I ordered Proactiv. That's right, this girl is getting rid of you, pimple! And last night was my first proactiv night...and I'm going to tackle you. So next time you are thinking about coming around this face, think again. I will hit you with the refining mask, and that stuff does not play! This is not a request, but an order! Go find someone your own age to mess with.
(not) love,
kristin and proactiv
Ps, do you think they'll ask me to be a proactiv model? I could do a killer before and after shot.
Your blogs crack me up
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